Just because it’s Christmas and just because we can, we thought we’d substitute this month’s brain food with something, well, not brain food, and instead indulge you with a frivolous selection of frightfully festive jokes. Enjoy!
Mum can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else.
What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
I don’t like sprouts.
Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Because he knows where the naughty girls live.
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed!
How do you know that Santa has to be a man?
Because no woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
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